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# hmmm
i could do with 28 billion dollars anyone got any ideas
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:27, archived)
# look
just open the pod bay doors, then we'll see what we can do
(kiwanotree Meh, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)
# printing
press?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)
# ooow am i
ahead of the news in your area?
[edit - i started using b3ta from age 17 and i wasnt told that it was bad for my health]
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# possibly not as bad for yer
health as it's bad for wealth when you get fired for surfing during work hours :) Why do you need $28M?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# ok some
64 year old woman with lung cancer in the good ole us of a was just awarded 28 billion as damages from the tobbaco company - doh
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# Well,
start smoking then...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# you could find 56 billion sailors
and start doing favours ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Buy 14 billion cheese burgers
from the van outside the guild.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Reply to one of those
Nigerian blokes
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:33, archived)
# they've all
been arrested in Spain, oddly enough. One brit and strangely one minor. Didn't know there was mines in Nigeria.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# Did you see that about
some woman who used her companies money to do that?
The FBI and her bosses gave a resounding Durrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# lower your expectations
.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# i'd just like to say
MY TENNANT HAS GONE! SHE'S GONE! SHE'S GONE!
NO MORE TELLING HER TO PUT THE TOOTHPASTE LID BACK ON!

sorry for shouting, i'm more than a bit happy. however, i've found out the hard way that she doesn't own a mattress protector. disgusting girl.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Now THAT
is fricking disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:49, archived)
# totally
grimmaceness
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)
# was it the free sex show
that put her off finally?
If so, now you know for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:27, archived)
# Do I take it
she left you something to remember her by?
Possibly updated the other lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)
# yes
enough dna to identify her and her boyfriend a thousand times over. or clone them, if you like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# Eeww
Now I see why the mattresses the university uses are cheap and covered in plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)
# I envy you



~:¬.



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(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)