i just walked out of my roomand there was a cat in the house! i don't have a cat. we gave each other a big scare. i tried to make friends with it after i'd finished screaming, but it was a bit too rattled and just ran back out to the garden.
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freshlegs,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:35,
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that be weird- check the telly's still theremy mum's got feral cats in the workshop at her house (our tennants run a cattery, so it's hardly surprising they've lost a couple)
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spacefish bong!,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:38,
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this onedidn't seem that tame. but the telly's still there, phew!
( freshlegs,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:43,
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When i was at Unithere was a phone in the entrance bit of the block i was staying in (we were one of 9 blocks 3 rows of 3 in a Courtyard only with 1 block inthe middle, anyway it was 2am i was sitting on a chair leaning back on 2 legs against the wall on the phone to a mate and suddenly this cat walking past outside and me caught each others eye and just froze stared for a good 10 or 20 seconds.
I started whispering down the phone without moving my lips 'THERE'S A CAT STARING AT ME! IT WON'T STOP STARING!' Eventually i started smirking and the cat carried on staring then wandered off.
I went to have a look through the (glass) doors to see where it had gone and I saw another cat, then another and then i realised there were at least 20 cats roaming around the Court and that they must have done this every night, they take over. And i'd discovered their secret and they knew it.
(I started whispering down the phone without moving my lips 'THERE'S A CAT STARING AT ME! IT WON'T STOP STARING!' Eventually i started smirking and the cat carried on staring then wandered off.
I went to have a look through the (glass) doors to see where it had gone and I saw another cat, then another and then i realised there were at least 20 cats roaming around the Court and that they must have done this every night, they take over. And i'd discovered their secret and they knew it.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:43,
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it was tryingto hypnotise you. definitely. they do that, you know.
( freshlegs,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:45,
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it worksi love cats!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:57,
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yucky addendumi think the cat has 'marked' my loungeroom as its own.
( freshlegs,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:11,
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well mark* it backand mark* the doorway while you're at it to stop any other cats getting any ideas.
(*with perfume of course!)
((*with perfume of course!)
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:23,
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I can't help thinkingthat on another part of the internet a cat just posted almost the same message as you...
( rogan,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:44,
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nana i was having another look at the lovely fancyteethand was pleased to see the first link on their links page is to Paintmash, have a look if you want.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:36,
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indeed i didthey put it in when mr fancyteeth drew me a picture
( bananaman,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:56,
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