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# Hello all
Been busy today.
Is that kitty-squishing woo-yay type affair somebodies?
Otherwise, really rather marvellous work there Prof.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)
# speaking of Prof
fnord, did you change your name to keep up with all the over-qualified board members?

i used to claim that i would name my first-born child Professor - that way he or she wouldn't need to go to university and work hard.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# i'm going to give my children the surname "sir"
to piss off megalomaniac pe teachers
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)
# that would be wonderful
i'm picturing one now, red puffy perplexed face yelling out "sir" to the child and getting more enraged by it by the second!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)
# But what if they did
and rose through the ranks and became a professor?
That would be too confuddlesome!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# not at all
see catch 22 for proof.
other candidates were Emperor, Overlord, Ultimate Ruler of the Universe, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# I might just go for
Jack, or Sarah. Need to find a girl to get pregnant first though really.

Though watching Dam Busters this afternoon, I became somewhat swung to the idea of Barnes as a name.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)
# Dam [sic]
stayed up too late again. i'm not tired! but i'd best be off to bed. goodnight all!

edit: spacefish: have a great first day back at uni!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)
# I'm going to try and get toast first
Tatty bye.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)
# night night
www.b3ta.com/board/3/8/6/4/6/8 was the moment of change for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)
# aha!
very good.
and now someone's scared off the mating foxes outside my window with fireworks! goodnight once more.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
# probably was the Badgers
having a larf
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)
# you've got to hold and give
but do it at the right time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)