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# hometime approaches
Soon I shall go to the shops
And get my dinner.

Then I will go home
Play with my little kitties,
Eat food, and watch tv.

I might have a bath
Before I head off to bed
And sleep all night long.

'Bye all!

We were playing haikus on messenger and I came over all inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:11, archived)
# what are the rules of haiku?
I thought it was 13 silly bulls
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:14, archived)
# oh.
I thought it was 17. Some of those up there are 18, too, 'cos I'm not very good at it.

mumblemumbelpickybastardmumblemumble...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)
# oi!
I wasn't being picky, just curious
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)
# The first line has five
Then the second has seven.
The last one has five.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)
# that's
the badger
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)
# what
did you call you kittens in the end Dr. P.K.

i've not been here for the last 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:14, archived)
# They are called Deeley and Stevens.
You can see them here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)
# Ahhhh!
so cute, however i don't like cats, but i'm willing to forgive those two as they look nice.

the cats near me just shit on my lawn and fight at 2 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:19, archived)
# hurrah!
i've got four names in the best 250. and you've got a pair of very lovely kittens
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:22, archived)
# you bugger
i want a bath
but a dip in the loo
or a shower must do

although it is nice
my house is bath free
and it makes me sad
like a wounded heron


(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)
# so you english people
pronounce tv with one syllable?
what does that sound like?
tiv? tuv? toov? tfv?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:37, archived)