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# SMACK ADDICT SQUIRRELS


Animal welfare workers in Glasgow are being overwhelmed by a deluge of smack addict squirrels. 'Nutkin just won't settle without his fix', commented Mrs Janet Bilge, a worker at the RSPCA office in Govan. 'If he doesn't he gets violent, and starts beating the other squirrels. One time he smashed up the television and said I was a rancid twatbag!'.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)
# heheheheh
har har har at rancid twatbag!

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
classic caption
(choppy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)
# makes 'em shit non-stop
there's evidence here
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:26, archived)
# good tail action
you could use him to ice cakes
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:30, archived)
# Harold says:
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:35, archived)
# if it isnt the smack
its the booze...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)
# serious
wooage for that.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:38, archived)