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# i wonder if a giant snail could eat ready salted crisps and live.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:51, archived)
# i say probably not.
(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:52, archived)
# If he was *giant*
he might survive.. What proportions are we talking here?
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:53, archived)
# aboot
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:54, archived)
# oh yeah
he could do it.
(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:55, archived)
# Well, he *could*..
were it possible for him to *eat*.. He's a robot, innit?

He could spong multipacks like a good 'un, thats for sure, but the digestion process would still be somewhat overlooked..
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:57, archived)
# I have found god
his name is sunshine elephant

that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:57, archived)
# why not view
www.monkeybackpack.co.uk for more hilarious cartoons and crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:58, archived)
# But how many crisps are we talking about here?
Just a couple? An entire packet? Would they be scaled up to his size?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:58, archived)
# a giant bag of walkers.
about the size of a door.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:59, archived)
# But what's a door...
when you're a house?

Christ, I nearly came over all existential for a moment there..
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:00, archived)
# it's still called a door,
even if you're an asteroid a door's a door.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:03, archived)
# unless it's ajar..
I don't even deserve my coat, I'll just leave..
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:06, archived)
# that made me snigger
like an amused girl ...
(dr dolittle, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 22:04, archived)
# A well-used
orifice?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:07, archived)
# So we are but the excretions of our domiciles..
This explains so much.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:08, archived)
# IT'S GIANT THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:53, archived)
# yeah, how giant?
(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:54, archived)
# bigger than a house.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:56, archived)
# without a doubt.
easy.
(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:57, archived)
# would
this be a giant house though?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:01, archived)
# no,
a very small house. about the size of a snail.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:02, archived)
# OK..
So how much bigger than said house is he?
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:03, archived)
# a wee bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:03, archived)
# borderline.. very borderline..
But I'd say severe intestinal trauma would be inevitable.

I give him 2 days survival max, regardless of whether he survives actually eating the crisps.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:05, archived)
# this is a very odd conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:07, archived)
# You say that now
But when it inevitably pops up on who wants to be a millionaire you'll be glad you gave it forethought..
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 2:09, archived)