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Excuse me while I kill myself
*dies*
From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)
i quite enjoyed it last year,i found it very entertaining.
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Sunshine Elephant,
Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:05,
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Interesting as in:Hmm. I wonder what it'd be like to poke out my eyes with this poo covered stick?
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12,
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whatno people sitting on the toilet? I want to see crimping!
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03,
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If I was on B.B.I'd just scream the C word* all day long, only stopping to scream something highly illegal, thus getting Channel Four sued, sued hard!
*Cabbages
(*Cabbages
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta.,
Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03,
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Thing is,If you said cunt a lot, they'd be wary and ready to bleep you out.
You'd have to play it cool, and slip some expensive libel into the every day rubbish that they talk.
e.g.:
WAYNE: Yah it's really cool, we're all such good friends!
SHARON: Yeah it's great innint!
GEORDIE: This is the best three weeks of my life. It's just like MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS BABIES' ARSES.
(You'd have to play it cool, and slip some expensive libel into the every day rubbish that they talk.
e.g.:
WAYNE: Yah it's really cool, we're all such good friends!
SHARON: Yeah it's great innint!
GEORDIE: This is the best three weeks of my life. It's just like MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS BABIES' ARSES.
100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:07,
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Arf!I'm going to tell them I'm a satan worshipping homosexual who is a boaderline racist (but it will never show through on TV)
I'll PISS the audition!
(I'll PISS the audition!
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta.,
Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:09,
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Good luck!I'll vote for you*
*to be evicted
(*to be evicted
100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11,
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