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[challenge entry] Channel 4 brings you: The Alernative Christmas.....
....Dinner. My first photoshop added to here. I'm proud too.

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(Darkest Shadow, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:40, archived)
# quality first post
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:41, archived)
# 2nded
was that inspired by this image or story?
(sndmn, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:02, archived)
# hahaahahahaha..
.. I love the way they say "George Bush, right.." as if we need clarifying who the turkey is!... ok, they may have a point...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:08, archived)
# They omitted part of the text:
turkey, liberal, bush, right [...]

Hence the neckgrip
(sndmn, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Welcome!
Pull up a kitten, shop teh fear etc,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)
# bloody
good !
damnn bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)
# disgustingly woo
welcome to b3ta

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(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)
# I'm sure I saw that chicken in a newspaper.
Wasn't it in someone's chicken nugget box? I'm certain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)
# yeah because mcdonalds chicken nuggets
are NOW made with real chicken

hmmm, makes my eyebrows twitch
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:45, archived)
# ew
someone found chicken in one of those things?

where the cock did that come from?
(I helped save b3ta! vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)
# the chicken farm
i imagine (nice punnage by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:47, archived)
# yeah
but how did it get in with the mcnuggets?

(thanks i try)
(I helped save b3ta! vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)
# I don't think
they mashed it up properly. I can't remember which company did it, or what paper showed it, but there was a woman holding up the chickenhead that she'd just found in her sons chicken nugget container.

Refreshing, no? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:56, archived)
# wasnt there some kid a while ago bit into a chicken burger at mcd's
and chomped straight into a chicken tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)
# I believe it actually
was a humourous comment on the lack of chicken in McNuggets....
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Arf.
Maybe I missed the point, then. But I do remember reading about it, and I do remember the woman being extremely upset.
So I'm not so sure.
Either way, it's pretty gross. (I heard about the tumour one too.) Delicious.

Edit: Oh, you mean from the start of this thread? Heh. I know! I just felt like explaining my lack of knowledge. x

Editedit: You know it's time to sleep when you start feeling stupid. *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:01, archived)
# it must have been nice and crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)
# eeww..
..I saw that on boners.com

KFC standards have slipped off the scale
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Well, it was a second choice
After seeing that picture when i couldnt get a hold of a tramp an a dirty allyway i couldnt resist. The question is, what will those burger king kids do to out-wierd McDonalds????
(Darkest Shadow, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)
# hmm
what's better than a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)
# errrm..
...fish salad?.. fur burger?.. bean noisette?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)
# Mmm
mm .. fur burger..
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Yum
Good start.

I'll run away now and get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)
# brrrrr, shivers me spine dingly tingly
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:51, archived)
# Is that a crudely drawn cock?
Woo for the pic...
(The 80's Kid - The dickhead that style forgot, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)
# I
like that muchos.

Woo!
(Rocksteady is intrigued, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:57, archived)
# your first photoshop job?
gawd, most of us are chuffed with CDCs and you produce this?

*impressed*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)