How about...
Two weasels arguing about religion whilst enjoying a nice hot bath.
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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think,
Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:45,
archived)
Is anyone else still here,
F5-ing every few minutes?
...anyone?...
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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think,
Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:04,
archived)