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# Sometimes when
were too drunk we can't be bothered to use make-up remover.
But I've never drawn Xs on my eyes before.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:00, archived)
# you dont know what your missing
me and the boys from the miners welfare regually used to paint crosses on our eyes and suitable disguissed we would impersenate the aristocracy attending many swanky parties and running up huge debts in the names of conservative politions. Go on give it a whirl
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# oh
you haven't lived!

*draws Xs on eyes*
*convulses with joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# have you ever drawn Os on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# or a big W on each arse cheek...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:11, archived)