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(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Woo!
Can I have her barbiturate suppositories, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 11:54, archived)
# sure,
Just reach in and grab 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:00, archived)
# (reaches in)
(rummages)










(still rummaging)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
#




(still rummaging)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Down and a little bit to the left.
There's the motherlode!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:16, archived)
# do women ever wear makeup in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 11:58, archived)
# all the time
if you get them drunk enough...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:00, archived)
# you utter rake!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:04, archived)
# your wife does
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:00, archived)
# she doesn`t
AND SHE`S MY SISTER!

*porks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# she does
and mucky knickers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:12, archived)
# just like your ma

.. sex beast that she is
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:14, archived)
# where do you live? London?
I hadn't realised she'd made it that far. Go Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Sometimes when
were too drunk we can't be bothered to use make-up remover.
But I've never drawn Xs on my eyes before.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:00, archived)
# you dont know what your missing
me and the boys from the miners welfare regually used to paint crosses on our eyes and suitable disguissed we would impersenate the aristocracy attending many swanky parties and running up huge debts in the names of conservative politions. Go on give it a whirl
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# oh
you haven't lived!

*draws Xs on eyes*
*convulses with joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# have you ever drawn Os on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# or a big W on each arse cheek...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:11, archived)
# They do
in American films
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:11, archived)
# but Merkins are silly people
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:22, archived)
# it's reversable,
so if she pulls through it says get well soon!

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:00, archived)
# She has
the x-iest eyes I've ever seen
(Skipthewhip, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:04, archived)
# *groan*


are you related to Mack The Knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 12:20, archived)