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Hit it santa:
On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 3nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit ops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry
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*stops going on about it


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Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:48,
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grumble mutter mumble...
grumble grumble mutter...

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Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:50,
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grumble grumble mutter...


...here's waiting for the next one...

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Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:52,
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you are called icabod and were born in 1834 AICMFP
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Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:49,
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faints, 12 children not up chimneys, 11 negros freed, 10 commeners on the electral register, 9 ladies drinking, 8 unions set up , 7 colonial types wanting home rule, 6 women working, 5 lords ejected, 4 unplanned pregnacys, three servants days off (a year), two unchapperoned young people and a parson looking at a ladies ankles
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Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:53,
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