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[challenge entry] If this isn't seamless..I don't know what is. I hate paint


Hit it santa:
On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 3nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit ops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Chavtastic!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha,
sooper :¬)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Glasscock!

;-)

.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
# bindun?
:-(
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Actually ...
... I think its most WOO! :-D
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Super woo
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Yes, BUT it is possible to get an FP with Paint . . .
*stops going on about it


(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)
# grumble mutter mutter..
grumble mutter mumble...

grumble grumble mutter...

(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Teach me how please :o)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# It goes in a 175-day, 6-hour cycle...
...here's waiting for the next one...

(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Speakin of which..
... Ive bought some juggling balls :)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# What a coincidence.
I've been off balling jugglers.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)
# badum-tish!
arf!

(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Well
..it IS xmas after all!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:56, archived)
# arf! love it!


(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# 9 ladies drinking
you are called icabod and were born in 1834 AICMFP
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
How about '6 women working' ?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)
# gasp
faints, 12 children not up chimneys, 11 negros freed, 10 commeners on the electral register, 9 ladies drinking, 8 unions set up , 7 colonial types wanting home rule, 6 women working, 5 lords ejected, 4 unplanned pregnacys, three servants days off (a year), two unchapperoned young people and a parson looking at a ladies ankles
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# arf! That is bloody great
although it couls only be improved by having a verse involving ankles showing :)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# pffft
all ready edited the parson my good man
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# what a festive faboozle of editting that all was.
:)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 17:03, archived)
# top
class
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Have a chavy pea-roast

ho ho ho, innit
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 17:45, archived)