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# Merry Christmas. I am jewish. But f.uck it. Have a good day. Don't kill your family.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# ooh stylish
i like it
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# OK
*makes note not to kill anyone*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Aw.
Where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# well
as luck would have it (actually, by design), my nearest rellies are 1000 miles away and I tend not to kill my mates, being old-fashioned and that :)

I will probably kill a few mosquitos though. I hope that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Yeah it looks like after 40 days
Moses would have come up with a flyswatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Unrelatedly....
I've just finished my 3rd Lidl Beer. It's not as drinkable as I 1st thought.
And if it is really 4% then i'll eat my own ass. With a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# thought you were off to bed with Maroon 5 or sommat?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# arf
I prefer Black Lace (as in Agadoo I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# bugger I was thinking "seedy undies" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# oooh veiled threads...
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Now that's what I call pop tart!
fuck you... I wish I could make pop art like that.
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# You can.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:12, archived)
# How?
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# if popt_art were around
she`d kick your ass, boyo!

taking the name in veign/vein/vane..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Oh.. I didn't know.
Sorry popt_art..
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# gah you new kids on the block
(woooaaaa we`re hanging tough)

you`ve missed some class b3ta people :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:18, archived)
# I heard that song on the radio less than two hours ago
for the first time in yonks.

Scary mind piss!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Get a photo. Apply a black and white stamp filter,
randomly fill in colours. Find some nice patterns, define them as patterns and fill things in. Grab a space and apply the colour halftone effect. Add some pics (stroke them) and add text.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# happy honkitonk
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Yes. I got a Chanukah present from my girlfriend a couple of weeks
ago and I'm getting a Crimbo present today. You can't beat multiculturalism.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:12, archived)
# amen
im an african christo-pagajew
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# PAGA JEW JEW JEW
Push pineapple, shake-the-tree
Pagajew-jew-jew
push pineapple grind coffee

Oh, and merry Xmas to you all.
(sephjnr, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:15, archived)
# ooh mind wee wee
www.b3ta.com/board/4093621
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# is there a church for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:15, archived)
# 4 actually
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# a dreidel and a pair of socks
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# ver
nice
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# That's nice!
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
#
I'm spending Hannukah in Santa Monica
Wearing Sandles, lighting candles by the sea
I spent Shavuos in East Saint Louis
A charming spot but clearly not the spot for me...

Those eastern winters, I can't endure 'em
So every year I pack my gear and come out here til Purim

Rosh Hashona I spend in Arizona
And Yom Kippah way down in Mississippah

But in December there's just one place for me
Mid the California flora I'll be lighting my menorah
Like a baby in its cradle I'll be playing with my draydel
Here's to Judas Maccabeus, Boy if he could only see us

Spending Hannukah, in Santa Monica, By the Sea!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Very nice.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)