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# He was in Hanson
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I love you
and Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# And my 1337 'shopping 5KillZ?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# you know the universal fact of life
that girls only want boyfriends who have good skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# That's me knackered, then.
Edit: Previously, this message read:
"And who are twice their age?"

But was removed for fear of looking stalky, rendering the replies below nonsensical. The management would like to express their apologies for any upset caused.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# pfft it was a quote from Napoleon Dynamite
silly muppet
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# is that film really as good as EVERYONE makes out?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# i don't believe so, personally
it's one of those movies that has an original sense of humor, but it's only funny because you've been brainwashed by everyone else into thinking it's the funniest thing ever. if you don't laugh, you're uncool
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# oh right, bit like mcdonalds
everyone makes you think it tastes great, so you have one, and it tastes like cardboard, but you smile anyway, and get a sandwich on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# *puts up hand*
i actually quite like a bit of maccy d's every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Sausage & Egg Mcmuffins
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(Zephir, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# bop



had to be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# hehe
ARF
(Zephir, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# teh chicken mcnuggets
are now made with WHITE meat substitute. not just generic meat substitute anymore, but WHITE meat substitute.

but what am i saying? i love to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:52, archived)
# well, it's not that simple
But not everyone is going to find it funny. Nothing wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# not everyone dislikes mcdonalds
nothing wrong with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# yes there is
everyone should hate it and not go there
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# The Campbells got it right
700 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# the meatball people?
i agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# i understand all that
it's just that it seemed like one of those "automatically funny" movies, but i didn't really laugh a lot, unlike the other people in the room with me at the time. it's like "oh my god, he said 'chapstick!' he's the best!"

one girl kept saying how much she wanted to have sex with napoleon. "would you do it anyway even if this movie hadn't come out?" i asked. "of course!" she exclaims. i don't believe her.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# me neither
he would SO be retarded in bed. Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:54, archived)
# i'm kinda TO'ed though cos she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:55, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I watched it last night with my family. Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:57, archived)
# I think so
it's just really silly in the best way.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# you know
ninja skills... computer skills...
i don't have any skills
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# numchuck skills, computer hacking skills
jeez, get it right :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Nunchuck.
I *heart* irony.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# he says numchuck
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Oh arse.
Double irony. Too much wine, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# hah, my apologies
saw the first half of it about two nights ago, can't be expected to remember the whole thing

GOD! IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# agreed
im buggered, id be with 10 year olds

/edit the post was removed...wasnt it

/edit2 coat....
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Damn my editing.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# thought so
the one on the left is either not photogenic, or is a very ugly girl
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# i share your sentiments,
he looks like an overweight 12 year old girl
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)
# with very poor ugly parents
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# no, they're always rich
and she ends up eating buttered pop-tarts every morning for breakfast and for dinner. "only teh best for my little princess"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# HHHhhhhhhMMMM.......
































BOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# ahahaha!
and no one can tell me that the one on the left doesn't have a vagina.
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)