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# Endorsed by Derek Acorah
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:19, archived)
# I want to meet Derek Acorah
I'll claim my name is Hans Schickelgruber and I want to speak to my Great-Grandfather
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:22, archived)
# we saw him "in concert" so to speak
he was dead good :)

pardon the pun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:27, archived)
# did he speak to anyone interesting?
or just asked "Does...Does anyone here have...a Father?" and wait for some woman to shout "YES I DID HE DIED LAST YEAR!" and then work from that?
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:29, archived)
# well it`s all deceased relatives and friends and all
but he did pick some interesting people in the audience and some really boring people (plus an old bag who couldn`t hear properly!) so it looked less of a fix I suppose!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:32, archived)
# dimebag?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:30, archived)
# pfft
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:32, archived)
# 1500 posts in a week!
you lost your job or something?

woo for the monkey beer
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:24, archived)
# you`re joking me
*goes to check*

edit: oh Christ, and it only updates once a day :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:27, archived)
# you've been 1st in the stats
for a few weeks now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:28, archived)
# oh dear :\
oh and belated happy birthday, Mags :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:29, archived)
# merci
Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:31, archived)
# did we get married the other night or what?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:32, archived)
# I hope not
your wife might be a bit miffed.

Besides, I couldn't marry anyone who likes Maroon 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Yay! 2/2
- not married
- think Maroon 5 suck donkey danglers

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:39, archived)
# I obviously keep track of people on this board*
hahaha

I could have sworn you mentioned a wife.

*pity about the alzheimers
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:44, archived)
# ahh "the missus" is not the married missus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
get ye to the pub!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:28, archived)
# mate - there are two pubs here
1. The Matrix - used to have the proper Matrix writing on the sign, then somebody made them take it down. This pub I`ve been to once, and they had a bloke with a saxomophone and a drum machine backing track. It was dire.

2. The Star - formerly The Fornax and Firkin. I`ve been there with Quelabra a couple of times; most the of the regulars that we`ve seen are chavs; the others are spazzers. One bloke had the most fantastic wheelchair; not only did it go back and forward, but it watermeloning went up and down! Jammy bastard.

.. so no pub ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:31, archived)
# the Matrix sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:32, archived)
# HAHAHA I dare you to spend longer than an hour in there
it was my record, purely because I`d forgotten my key to the house... I even phoned Martian to lessen the impact of the pub

- the poor bastard even turned up!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:33, archived)
# if you could take the cyber-cripple into the matrix
it would be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:34, archived)
# only if he has a good set of lungs
*fires up the drum machine*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:40, archived)
# hoorah!
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 21:27, archived)