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# they were the best of friends
ooh I decided to add Brian text... and you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:25, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:26, archived)
# I laughed more at your reply than the pic!
and I haven`t beered at all

*goes to the fridge to remedy this*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:27, archived)
# remedy it
remedy it HARD!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:29, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
YOUR HAT'S ON SQUINTY!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:27, archived)
# I watched a DVD with him in it today, "Free Enterprise"
it`s just a dopey story about two mates who are big into Star Trek and having crap lives... but it`s actually quite funny

at one point the two guys plus a couple of geeky mates come out of the cinema and shout

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

I nearly wet myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:32, archived)
#
www.khaaan.com/
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:36, archived)
# I still love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Shatner's finest hour
or second.... whatever
(simon shitting mason, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:12, archived)
# hey sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:30, archived)
# you`ve replied to the wrong thread, "babe" ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:33, archived)
# course I haven't
you know you're my second favorite old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Who's your first?
*inserts ear-trumpet for reply*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:37, archived)
# probably you, you cheeky wee drummer boy
(a rum-pa-pum-pum)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:37, archived)
# nope, it's a secret
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Marwood.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:39, archived)
# ooh I do love him, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:39, archived)
# *snogs*
(Marwood, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:40, archived)
# But I thought you was in the gays
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Only at weekends.
Oh shit, it's Sunday.

Sorry Pony.
(Marwood, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:43, archived)
# s'ok
I'm taken(ish) anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# up the bum???
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:46, archived)
# nope
I'm a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:50, archived)
# real ladies like bum lubbin` :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:56, archived)
# I'll pa-rump-a-pum YOU in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:38, archived)
# MUM! I`ve pulled!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:39, archived)
# OH MY GOSH
yesterday I found out that my grandma isn't a virgin. I'M SCARRED!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:40, archived)
# hmm!


`,:-\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:47, archived)
# What're the chances of...
..someone revealing the origins of 'teh Beattie'?
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:30, archived)
# awwww
www.ashendon-bucks.co.uk/past/jpegs/news/retire.jpg


edit: and
www.ashendon-bucks.co.uk/present/people.html
Dick Beattie :)

he`s a lovely chap.. probably

edit 2: you`ll need to go to "2003" :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Does he know..
..how famous he is? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:52, archived)
# outside b3ta? I doubt he`s famous at all!
no idea who started the original Beattiefication, but it`s been going for ages and ages
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:56, archived)
# it was the duke of prunes
and he's tried getting in contact, but we haven't heard anything
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha
he also tried to get in touch with Susan Scott

he saved some pics off the site, butchered them in Tattyshop, and e-mailed them to her :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:08, archived)