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# hahaha!!

what is it with women and shoes and plasters on their feet?

BUY PROPER SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Oh yeah . . .
and collapse the economy by making all the plaster manufacturers redundant, great plan!!

Take a wider view . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# I try to... but all I see are sexy ladies covered in Elastoplast!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# good job their thongs don't rub . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# mmm cheese wire! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# We wear stoopid shoes
Because flatties make us look like lezzas

Not that there's anythign wrong with that of course..
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# what about shoes with transparent bits in the souls so they look like high heels
but they`re really trainers?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Then we look like
we work at Spearmint Rhino



Not that there's anythign wrong with that...
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# 'lo
do you always spell it anythign?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# I have to say
This is teh first time - do you think it works?
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# works for me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# yse
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# We have no plasters in our first aid box
because all the women chored them and stuck them on their feet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# At a couple of places I worked at
I was told that plasters were no longer allowed to be in the first aid box because some people are allergic to them.

Nanny state!

I reckon more people are allergic to nuts than plasters yet that doesn't stop them having Snickers in the choccy machine, tusk.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# that`s true! I remember somebody telling me that also
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)