which end are you measuring from?
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:02,
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probably the bit where the wee comes out
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06,
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from my balls
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06,
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