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# A very small cock
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Woo! That's fab.

"Now it says 'cook' where it once said 'cock' and 'pass' where it once said 'piss'!"
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# hurrah!
smashing!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
wicked!!

Whose eye?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)
# brill
top shoppery
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# haha

woo
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah - you'll be needing my special patent cock-measurer...
(Mrs ZW swears by it)




(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# haha
why would the Mrs. be using it? ;)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# cos she never believes me when I tell her...
..now she has teh proof... to tell all her chums.

I am a legend in my own lunchbox.


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Still coming in at a grand THREE Inches
Monster!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Huzzah
for 6 inches
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# With your fake ruler, my penis is a massive 2 inches long

hurrah!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# which end are you measuring from?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# probably the bit where the wee comes out

(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Loon!


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# from my balls
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I've got one of those!

no, wait...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)
# That
is a bit bloody good that is.

(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)