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# I'm not sure a mockingbird's weight is enough to
make it suffocate or break it's neck under such conditions
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:18, archived)
# I have empirical evidence
performed under stringent test conditions
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# hmm
okay
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# you can always
grab hold of the bird and put al your weight on it
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:20, archived)
# But surely the greased talons would make your hands slip?
How about feeding it depleted uranium pellets until it was heavy enough?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:46, archived)
# you can't see the loaded shotgun off to the side?

lean your head and try and look down the side of your monitor.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Dont do it!
Its a trick! he'll shoot you!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:21, archived)