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# Thomas Is A Knob-head
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I just ate a tin of Thomas the Tank Engine pasta shapes (yes, out of the tin, yes, cold, yes, I'm really frickin' lazy). I did a double take when I thought someone'd taken the piss on the production line and abused poor Thomas. Turns out the above is the actual pasta shape (as copied from the label). I'm a tad disturbed. My Godson loves novelty pasta.
Thomas looks like he wants to eat my Godson. Or rape him. Possibly both.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I told them all along
but no-one believed me about that thomas
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:54, archived)
# could have been worse....
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)
# It could have been even worse than THAT
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and a good evening to you, sir. AREs is a lovely bit of kit..
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)
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(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:03, archived)
# I'm finding this
all far, far too funny. Thomas and the Fat Controller have been sprayed over my screen
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:05, archived)
# im glad you're finding it to your liking sir
and wd, i was away for 4 minutes,
come back, and you've improved my pasta, wd!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:11, archived)
# XD
If I drunk milk it would come out of my nose
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)
# There are definitely not enough
pasta shapes of children's TV characters with cocks stuck to their heads.

Maybe Thomas wants to eat and rape you. Hadn't thought of that, had you?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)
# I think he
just wanted me to eat him out.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:02, archived)