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And my nooseletter output for the fortnight...
Issue 33: 'Selling Horse Hair To The Elderly'
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# That sir
is truly ace!
would you like me to make a program that does that every 30 mins?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I breathe through my mouth.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Why?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Dunno.
When I was eight I had a palate brace thingummy and it was uncomfortable to close my mouth, so I started breathing through it instead.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# i breathe
using my lungs
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# CONNECTED STORY:
You know when you're drinking something, and you laugh, and sometimes it then goes up your nose and comes out of your nostrils?
I did that with a gummi bear once. It was horrible. Absolute pandemonium.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Ewwww.
Nosebears.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# That made me laugh like a horse.
Horses do laugh, you know*.



*probably not true.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:24, archived)
# nay!
.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)
# i was once really really
drunk and the only way i knew i had been sick the previous night was because i had rice up my nose
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# My mum
once did that with that twisty pasta. It was chuffing hilarious. Span as it came out and everything.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
sock full of bees.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:23, archived)