And my nooseletter output for the fortnight...
Issue 33: 'Selling Horse Hair To The Elderly'
That sir
is truly ace!
would you like me to make a program that does that every 30 mins?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18,
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would you like me to make a program that does that every 30 mins?
Dunno.
When I was eight I had a palate brace thingummy and it was uncomfortable to close my mouth, so I started breathing through it instead.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:21,
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CONNECTED STORY:
You know when you're drinking something, and you laugh, and sometimes it then goes up your nose and comes out of your nostrils?
I did that with a gummi bear once. It was horrible. Absolute pandemonium.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:19,
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I did that with a gummi bear once. It was horrible. Absolute pandemonium.
That made me laugh like a horse.
Horses do laugh, you know*.
*probably not true.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:24,
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*probably not true.
i was once really really
drunk and the only way i knew i had been sick the previous night was because i had rice up my nose
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