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# 'TOO sexy'?
This is a concept I am unfamiliar with
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:54, archived)
# maybe you haven't seen the rubber band video.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Almost blew my clitoris to smithereens, that did.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:55, archived)
# that was the plan.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Where is it?
I'd like to see it again now.
I've a hankerin' for some string-based Schnurrman action.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:06, archived)
# here you go
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:07, archived)
# you are such a gayer
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i know
look at that get-up

it's ridiculous.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Ridiculously sexy.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:17, archived)
# *orgasms*
Thank you.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:11, archived)
# no problem
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:12, archived)
# I can already hear
the fwappage from across the pond.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:09, archived)
# maybe you haven't seen my face in the light of a yellow moon
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:55, archived)
# i dream of the very image every night


i wake up with my arms blindly grasping

"GMOS!" i shout.

but there is no one near.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Note To Self
hang bag of rotten flesh above shnurr's bed with comedy specatcles strapped to it.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:21, archived)
# I shout that, too.
BUT DOES THE BASTARD LISTEN?

DOES HE? HUH?

YOU BASTARD, GMOS. I'M CHARGING YOU FOR CHILD SUPPORT. AND FOR BREAKING MY FUCKING DOOR DOWN WHEN I GOT LOCKED OUT. EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS ONLY TEN MINUTES AGO.

...Bastard doors.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:08, archived)
# do you shout "JEE-MOHS"
or "GHMOHS"?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:24, archived)
# jee mohs
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:24, archived)
# it was worth asking.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 3:32, archived)