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[challenge entry] ..bbbut they said taking cretin would help me bulk up...

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(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# nsfw
kinda...
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# Eh?
Expand upon your acronyms...
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# not safe for work-
we try and make the nekkid pics links if poss.
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)
# Pfff
At work you're either working or fickung about on the internet.
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:59, archived)
# true - but you don't want other people to know that.
that's the only reason - it's just more obvious if you're looking at a big pair of knockers.
Thankyou :)
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)
# And if I was the BOFH
I'd see what everyone was downloading.
Why do the browsing yerself, when you can have a thousand monkeyshelpline operators doing it for you?
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:05, archived)
# what are you doing at work?
i'm at the Brighton bash. Well, i was, anyway.
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)
# well what are you doing at home?
or wherever you are - get back there! Any good?
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:09, archived)
# it was
they changed the venue though, and i had my son with me, so i only stayed for a half
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)
# oh damn.
It's cool that you could drop in for a bit tho. Many people there? There's alot of B3tan Brightoners about - although a few have gone missing a bit lately.
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# I am at home
cleaning in theory. In practice I've hoovered and should by doing laundry, but now I'm sat on my bed watching tv. Oooo. Christina Aguillera being Dirrrrrty.

Should write a bit of my thesis too...
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# hey
you know i complained to the ITC about that last week...
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:32, archived)
# Video or stage act
I saw a gimp in the video. I was scared.

Bring back Brittney doing the school girl dancy thing.
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# stage act
too, too rude for daytime TV
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Pep,
can you do me a favour please? my profile says that I have had 24 front pagers, when I have had 27 really. It got cleared ages ago for no discernible reason.

Could you fix it for me, as I am dead proud of all of them :-)
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
# blimey - just had a look about
and literallly can't think how to sort that out... umm, arses. Mail me the details at hello at styledeficit dot com and I'll have a word with Cal on monday and see if he can fix it.
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# If it isn't simple
dont worry about it, I shall just update my profile, cheers anyway
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# ok - sorry about that
you have some good pics - you're right to be proud :)
(, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:44, archived)