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# Hence
Java is shit.

It's slow, cumbersom and retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:00, archived)
# wait wait wait...
did you even notice my sarcasm... or the link
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Oh right :P
It's hard to make out sarcasm from text. It's almost being like an american.

And I suppose Java could be compiled, I've never seen it used. The only shit I ever see runs from a shitty virtual Machine. Anyways, Java is a shit language from the start. It's bullshit. One of my friends is a programmer in Java and he hates his job because he has to use such a shitty ass language.

edit: also your link is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i
dont like you
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:08, archived)
# I have now blocked you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Now I Think you're a cunt too

Don't cuss java, gayboy
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:12, archived)
# i know this guy
and he always has to use this really ugly fucking face all the time

and everyone hates the stupid face because it looks so stupid.

can you guess who it is?
(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Is it the
ignore button?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:11, archived)
# nope.
but i'm so scared you'll ignore me.

whatever will i do when this ugly kid can't read my posts?
(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:16, archived)
# a.) java isn't a shit language, it's a language you dislike, there's a difference
almost all programming languages have their uses, if you want to consider yourself a decent programmer* you're going to have to face up to the fact that an arguement like "A is shit B is sooooooooooo much better" is ridiculous without context... when c# has been ported to as many systems as java then a like for like comparison may be justified, as it is you should probably shut up

b.) learn a few more adjectives
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Meh,
I'm willing to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:15, archived)
# because you're too stupid to disagree?
(schnurricane, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 1:16, archived)
# plus you can talk to C/C++ code using the JNI APIs if you want to try to be whizz-bang
but you`ll more than likely break the portability of Java - "write once run anywhere" - which makes C# rubbish if you need to run on Solaris/Linux/BSD/HPUX...

edit: although you could plug the gap using CORBA :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:09, archived)
# the CLR works the same way you idiot!
www.codepedia.com/1/newcsharpdotentlink
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:22, archived)