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(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:47, archived)

I award you this biscuit...

*gives biscuit*
... for making me chuckle.

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Comma, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:48, archived)

Alright!

*runs to corner to nibble on biscuit*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:49, archived)

*detonates explody biscuit bomb with remote detonator button*

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Comma, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:50, archived)

Deaderated!

you think i would have noticed the blinky bit.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:52, archived)

The alarm clock

with dynamite strapped to it should have been a give-away.

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Comma, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:53, archived)

Yes

but i like my biscuits to tell time and harbor nobel made explosives.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:54, archived)

It does give the flavour a certain 'kick', doesn't it?

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Comma, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:57, archived)

actually im a masochist

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:59, archived)

Hitler was allegedly a Smart Man

I simply fail to see how the prejudice got so strong, despite his capacity for logic.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:53, archived)

he was a painter before he got into politics

and about his prejudice, read mein kampf.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:55, archived)

Watercolourist, vegetarian, world's biggest fascist.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:58, archived)

and hypocrit

only worthy to live are the Aryan race?
well he had brown hair, not blue eyes, short, sick all the time, his father was a jew...and he was alledgedly gay.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:00, archived)

And he had sex with a moose.

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Comma, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:02, archived)

thats not a nice thing

to say about eva.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:06, archived)

One does wonder about an 'ideal'

if one doesn't fit it at all...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:02, archived)

must be the purpose of man

to become to ideal. Of course the ideal is always changing so it might be a while.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:04, archived)

he did eventually kill himself, though

so maybe he wasn't hypocritical...

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:03, archived)

what i think it funny

is when his nazi superhumans lost in the olympics to Jesse Owens, a black person.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:07, archived)

I like the bit in "The Great Dictator"

where he brews up a plan to go after the brunettes.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:09, archived)

This isn't a bad plan...

I've been going after brunettes my entire life.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:13, archived)

me too

they are the best looking.

edit: generally, there are a lot attractive blondes and red heads, and unattractive brunettes.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:15, archived)

Your edit appears to contradict the first thing you said.

I can't imagine how I'd argue about this anyway. Which hair colour is objectively most attractive? How can I begin to tackle that?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:19, archived)

im going off the basis

that the two prettiest girls i am utterly attracted to both have dark hair.

p.s. the confusion in the edit is just bad use of puncuation.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:20, archived)

I still can't work out how to make sense of it even by changing punctuation around.

Should one of the sentences have been preceded by an exclamation mark?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:29, archived)

im just saying

that mostly brunettes are better looking than blondes and redheads. But that doesnt mean all blondes and redheads are unattractive and all brunettes are attractive.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:31, archived)

ahhh

comma instead of stop. Now it becomes clear.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:32, archived)

Yes, Brunettes

are teh bestest.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:52, archived)

I really don't have a preference

except I feel that different hair colors tend to have different personalities (only a tendancy, and hardly a fact).

Stereotypes are not wholy borne of fiction.

It's the pretty faces that do me in, every time.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:23, archived)

i agree completely there

also a nice body which sounds general but in my head has different standards. And im a sucker for a nice arse.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:24, archived)

The entire person is a big thing for me.

and personality plays a huge hand in that, as does confidence.

But visually, I see her face, then butt, then boobs. Curves are a bigger factor than weight.

...and a perception of good hygine. Be as slutty as you dare, but don't look 'nasty'.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:49, archived)

yep

completely my view also...

except i have a thing for petite.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:51, archived)

I do, too

and another thing, as a side note (in case a girl is actually reading this).

Trim! Short as you like - shave it if you dare. (I like that a lot - some don't, but it's easy to grow back.) I spend a lot of time 'below the belt'. Why not extend your maintenance?

I'd think this also applies to guys. Those beard trimmers are cheap! You don't have to shave (though I do), but who wants a big bush?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:04, archived)

i say wax if your brave

for the girls, not the guys.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:09, archived)

I didn't like waxing...

I got too many ingrown hairs from it (particularly in the pubic area).

I shave my pubes and pits, and epilate my chest and stomach.

I have sparse hair on my chest, so I figure the clean look is better (plus, I really like it smooth).

However, I will say that I hate shaving my legs. Back in the days of mountain biking (before I was busy with my own business), I shaved mine, and was considering competitions.

It's a damn lot of work (and blades) if you care about the stubble!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:16, archived)

i shave my face

mostly because i am really not all that hairy, nor have I gotten a complaint from any beautiful women that i am too hairy.

edit: good fricking night, and may you dream lucidly.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:20, archived)

I figured this was expected

at 36 years old, I still can't grow a beard.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:32, archived)

I'm 37

And I still only have to shave every three days.

You're not alone.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 8:21, archived)

Hahaha

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:15, archived)

he simply

responded to the growing feeling of hatred towards minority groups, particularly jews, at the time in Germany. There was a big depression and a large part of the german population blamed it on immigrants, jews etc.

You are not so naive to think that hitler woke up one day and decided to massacre jews are you?

The jews contributed quite a bit to the happenings before hitler came to power - I do believe hitlers final solution was clearly extreme and abhorrent, but basically the german public were pissed up to the back teeth with jews bleeding the country dry.

(Pouched_species, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 8:59, archived)