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[challenge entry] He's just a big softy

may be a little late to post

From the Goggles of Truth challenge. See all 191 entries (closed)

(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:47, archived)
# I award you this biscuit...
*gives biscuit*
... for making me chuckle.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:48, archived)
# Alright!
*runs to corner to nibble on biscuit*
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:49, archived)
# *detonates explody biscuit bomb with remote detonator button*
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:50, archived)
# Deaderated!
you think i would have noticed the blinky bit.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:52, archived)
# The alarm clock
with dynamite strapped to it should have been a give-away.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:53, archived)
# Yes
but i like my biscuits to tell time and harbor nobel made explosives.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:54, archived)
# It does give the flavour a certain 'kick', doesn't it?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:57, archived)
# actually im a masochist
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:59, archived)
# Hitler was allegedly a Smart Man
I simply fail to see how the prejudice got so strong, despite his capacity for logic.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:53, archived)
# he was a painter before he got into politics
and about his prejudice, read mein kampf.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:55, archived)
# Watercolourist, vegetarian, world's biggest fascist.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 5:58, archived)
# and hypocrit
only worthy to live are the Aryan race?
well he had brown hair, not blue eyes, short, sick all the time, his father was a jew...and he was alledgedly gay.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:00, archived)
# And he had sex with a moose.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:02, archived)
# thats not a nice thing
to say about eva.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:06, archived)
# One does wonder about an 'ideal'
if one doesn't fit it at all...

(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:02, archived)
# must be the purpose of man
to become to ideal. Of course the ideal is always changing so it might be a while.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:04, archived)
# he did eventually kill himself, though
so maybe he wasn't hypocritical...
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:03, archived)
# what i think it funny
is when his nazi superhumans lost in the olympics to Jesse Owens, a black person.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:07, archived)
# I like the bit in "The Great Dictator"
where he brews up a plan to go after the brunettes.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:09, archived)
# This isn't a bad plan...
I've been going after brunettes my entire life.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:13, archived)
# me too
they are the best looking.

edit: generally, there are a lot attractive blondes and red heads, and unattractive brunettes.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:15, archived)
# Your edit appears to contradict the first thing you said.
I can't imagine how I'd argue about this anyway. Which hair colour is objectively most attractive? How can I begin to tackle that?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:19, archived)
# im going off the basis
that the two prettiest girls i am utterly attracted to both have dark hair.

p.s. the confusion in the edit is just bad use of puncuation.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:20, archived)
# I still can't work out how to make sense of it even by changing punctuation around.
Should one of the sentences have been preceded by an exclamation mark?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:29, archived)
# im just saying
that mostly brunettes are better looking than blondes and redheads. But that doesnt mean all blondes and redheads are unattractive and all brunettes are attractive.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:31, archived)
# ahhh
comma instead of stop. Now it becomes clear.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:32, archived)
# Yes, Brunettes
are teh bestest.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:52, archived)
# I really don't have a preference
except I feel that different hair colors tend to have different personalities (only a tendancy, and hardly a fact).

Stereotypes are not wholy borne of fiction.

It's the pretty faces that do me in, every time.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:23, archived)
# i agree completely there
also a nice body which sounds general but in my head has different standards. And im a sucker for a nice arse.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:24, archived)
# The entire person is a big thing for me.
and personality plays a huge hand in that, as does confidence.

But visually, I see her face, then butt, then boobs. Curves are a bigger factor than weight.

...and a perception of good hygine. Be as slutty as you dare, but don't look 'nasty'.

(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:49, archived)
# yep
completely my view also...

except i have a thing for petite.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:51, archived)
# I do, too
and another thing, as a side note (in case a girl is actually reading this).

Trim! Short as you like - shave it if you dare. (I like that a lot - some don't, but it's easy to grow back.) I spend a lot of time 'below the belt'. Why not extend your maintenance?

I'd think this also applies to guys. Those beard trimmers are cheap! You don't have to shave (though I do), but who wants a big bush?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:04, archived)
# i say wax if your brave
for the girls, not the guys.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:09, archived)
# I didn't like waxing...
I got too many ingrown hairs from it (particularly in the pubic area).

I shave my pubes and pits, and epilate my chest and stomach.

I have sparse hair on my chest, so I figure the clean look is better (plus, I really like it smooth).

However, I will say that I hate shaving my legs. Back in the days of mountain biking (before I was busy with my own business), I shaved mine, and was considering competitions.

It's a damn lot of work (and blades) if you care about the stubble!
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:16, archived)
# i shave my face
mostly because i am really not all that hairy, nor have I gotten a complaint from any beautiful women that i am too hairy.

edit: good fricking night, and may you dream lucidly.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:20, archived)
# I figured this was expected
at 36 years old, I still can't grow a beard.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:32, archived)
# I'm 37
And I still only have to shave every three days.

You're not alone.

(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 8:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 6:15, archived)
# he simply
responded to the growing feeling of hatred towards minority groups, particularly jews, at the time in Germany. There was a big depression and a large part of the german population blamed it on immigrants, jews etc.

You are not so naive to think that hitler woke up one day and decided to massacre jews are you?

The jews contributed quite a bit to the happenings before hitler came to power - I do believe hitlers final solution was clearly extreme and abhorrent, but basically the german public were pissed up to the back teeth with jews bleeding the country dry.

(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 8:59, archived)