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# Life's Little Lessons


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(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:36, archived)
# [shudders]
(schnurricane, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:37, archived)
# AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/breathes
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
maxi pad.... pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:37, archived)
# haha
good one.

menstruation is just one of god's little ways of saying "I hate you" to women.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)
# it should be outlawed
as i so often say.
(schnurricane, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)
# agreed.
it's fucking miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)
# i can only imagine.


"handjob week" as my friend calls it.
(schnurricane, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:42, archived)
# haha
yeah, there are some creative ways around the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)
# hah
a girl here rides the crimson wave fantastically

you can tell she's on by the bruises on your arms
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:43, archived)
# the one good thing about it
is that it's a handy excuse for the odd bout of psychosis here and there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:45, archived)
# oh yeah
it has to be said the girl also is hypersensitive anyway. She's always crying on my shoulder...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)
# women.
(schnurricane, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)
# pffft
yeah, damn women, can't live with them, not legal to shoot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:48, archived)
# well just her...
people tend to come for me on advice on relationships

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ask me about relationships, that's fucking stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)
# "well, you see, you need to get a ridiculous haircut.

"yes, and then you must dance around- not normally, mind you, but in a spacktard fashion. yes."
(schnurricane, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:50, archived)
# I get that too
cracks me up, I always want to say, "You never see me with anyone around, and you're asking ME?"

ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:51, archived)
# ahahahah
pure class.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:52, archived)
# Superb
That will keep me grinning today.

(staggs28, Tue 8 Feb 2005, 2:56, archived)