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[challenge entry] I'd sell my gran for a sausage
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(cype_applejuice, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:31, archived)
# pssst...
its grandmother
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:33, archived)
# pssst
it's "it's"
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Psssst
it's actually Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:35, archived)
# pssst
spray the bugs
(greggle, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:47, archived)
# hahaaha brilliant! :D

*picks up the yellow spray and forgets you need the cyan spray for that particular bug*

*watches the big flower die*

*gets pissed off, whacks the keyboard, and the Spectrum resets*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Excuse me old chap,
My grammar is frightfully dreadful.
(cype_applejuice, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:35, archived)
# plus people do say "granmother" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:36, archived)
# yes
but to that guy, or woman....that culture is WRONG!
(Merlon, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:37, archived)
# meh
sssssssssssssss...i was going to buy this item...seriously, but i cant do it if you wont insure the item! sorry, pfft...sounds like pooofter...hmmm
(Merlon, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:35, archived)
# I could insure her,
but that could make her terribly flatulent.........
(cype_applejuice, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:38, archived)
# well
at the very least put those little peanuts in the box. not the ones from the bar, of course you knew that, right?
(Merlon, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Paypal will only let me use Sterling or US$
give me your bank details and I'll wire you a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:37, archived)
# sausage?
eh, what country uses pork for currency? is it israel???maybe???
(Merlon, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:38, archived)
# ahem
*points at the subject title for this thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 18:27, archived)
# NOT COOL DUDE
i was just on ebay the 1995 granmother is an ornament...and to think i thought you put in time to keep the farce going...im dissapointed...or something
(Merlon, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 17:48, archived)