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heheheheh

The old ones are the best.
Your mother's pretty old.
Normally id agree with you but ive found a bar in manchester where i can guarantee you will pull. Pretty nice birds usually too. Lime bar nr tiger lounge. Ive been in 5 times now and left with a girl each time, ive only regretted 3 of them too!!

(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:11, archived)

why the fuck

don't you live in Essex?

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Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)

i'd fit in for sure

im a whore. ive even considered escorting.

(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:14, archived)

or a nova

or fiesta. it's all the same as long as you can rev it

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Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:16, archived)

i've never pulled someone in a bar in my life.

the idea of having sexual partners based on drunken slurrings in some darkened pub or club never really appealed to me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)

you've never been

dragged into the loo's while hyped up on redbull and voddies by a fat bird who wants to ensure you'll be shagging her and not that tasty married bird you were chatting up, on a night out have you.

(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)

i've never chatted up a married bird.

or any bird that i remember.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)

Why not call it Vodka?

Its the same number of syllables, and is actually quicker to say. Plus, it doesn't make you sound like a twunt.

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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:20, archived)

hehehehehehe

only 3?
for manc, that's an impressive percentage

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)

hey

i used to be a social cancer too. you'd be surprized what 9000% caffine/alcohol RDA will do to your confidence.

(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)