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# Haha
you should have an anti-bicycles fish with a banner saying 'A fish needs a bicycle like a woman needs a man'.

Women do need men though. Who else would they whinge at and get to pay for everything?

runs and hides from the inevitable barrage of feminism....
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Plus we give them something to
talk about, especially me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# and
they love cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# but not as much as
shoes
Believe me. I'm experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# They will talk about your attractiveness
If you go spraying their clothes with iron filings and walking around with a massive magnet
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Just so you know,
I earn more than my boyfriend, so I pay for everything.

Just so you know :)
(Amerella, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# Just so you know
My girlfriend is minted beyond my wildest dreams, but I still pay for everything cos I'm working and she just gets her money from her father. Fair? Probably yes, but it's a bit annoying when her excuse is "But you're earning. And you're the bloke. You're supposed to pay."

Just so you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Ah bless you.
You must be a lovely boyfriend then :)
(Amerella, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)
# slap her
and dump her.

bitter? moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# well
you can afford to cough up for a furtive then.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# well
said.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)