oh all right then... 'What not to give your mum on Mother's Day'...
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From the What not to give your mum on mother's day challenge. See all 131 entries (closed)
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that`s an ulcer you eejit
/slips with the toothbrush too often when drunk
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Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:55,
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/slips with the toothbrush too often when drunk
ulcers are a form of Herpes...
the pic and text came from a medical site...! The vaginal ulcers were somewhat NSFW, so I chose the mouth one...
:-)
/Dr ZW
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Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:59,
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:-)
/Dr ZW
so if you stab your mouth open whilst cleaning your teeth, you`ve been dipping the wick a bit too much??
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Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:02,
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no...
you're girlfriend's been flicking the bean with your toothbrush!
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Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:06,
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you are
not fooling anyone even if you sliped with a toothbrush how come the electric motor part allways* ends up in your arse?
*twice nightly rekless
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Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:01,
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*twice nightly rekless
"not just for Valentine's Day"
...as they say
(I bet you're a bit 'thor')
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Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:00,
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(I bet you're a bit 'thor')