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[challenge entry] oh all right then... 'What not to give your mum on Mother's Day'...






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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:45, archived)
# wurgh
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:46, archived)
# *throws up*
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:46, archived)
# its
lunchtime....
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:48, archived)
# hehe
That works for Zak's suggestion too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:49, archived)
# that`s an ulcer you eejit

/slips with the toothbrush too often when drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:55, archived)
# ulcers are a form of Herpes...
the pic and text came from a medical site...! The vaginal ulcers were somewhat NSFW, so I chose the mouth one...

:-)

/Dr ZW




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:59, archived)
# so if you stab your mouth open whilst cleaning your teeth, you`ve been dipping the wick a bit too much??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# no...
you're girlfriend's been flicking the bean with your toothbrush!




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:06, archived)
# toothbrush is too small ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# you still going to the pub bit?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:59, archived)
# you are
not fooling anyone even if you sliped with a toothbrush how come the electric motor part allways* ends up in your arse?

*twice nightly rekless
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I don`t even have a battery-operated...

*shows wrist motion*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# i have herpes at the moment.
it's a friend for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:59, archived)
# "not just for Valentine's Day"
...as they say

(I bet you're a bit 'thor')




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:00, archived)
# .......get out
and stay out.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# actually no, i tend to know when they are coming.
they are currently in the dried out blister stage. i've not even used any zovirax on them, one day i hope that my body will find a cure then i can sell it to a big drug company and make millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# you gotta lisp
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)