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[challenge entry] Most intrigueing website name
Go on www.gourmetpoisoners.com to see the most peculiar cookbook I've ever run into. The book is full of recipes but the author says they've not been tested and shouldn't be used because some of them are full of poison. He dedicated the book to 'all those yearning to be free - OF SOMEONE.' This is the site to steer your best friends to, or your worst enemies.

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(obidosian, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I always thought
that if I ever decided to kill myself I'd do it with poison in my sandwiches.

It would be a suicide pact lunch....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 13:56, archived)
# oh god that hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry.
Blame Chris Langham.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Crap!
I just realised I missed Help on Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# You could have it with a packet of trysties...
(of the death variety)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 13:59, archived)
# What?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Tenuous, I know...
Two people could make a tryst to kill themselves...

Oh, and packet of twisties.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# The Pun...
is mightier than the sword.
(Mazrim, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# *smacks forhead*
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# surely sending your worst enemy to that
website would be helping them?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 13:58, archived)
# you!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:00, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
my last ever day of uni too. how nice.

*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 14:12, archived)