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# Neo may have found a 'Tink' in Agent Smiths armour !
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(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:30, archived)
# ok
what's the best job in the world that you've got?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:31, archived)
#
The Agent Smith post may give you a clue ~winks~
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:32, archived)
# you're a pantomime dame?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Nope !
Your starter for 10.......

My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.....

Complete the sentance......
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:34, archived)
# um...
My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.... and I love teh GIMP
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Hmm.
My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.... and I am an agent to the memes?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.... and I love thongs?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Ah.
My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.... and I work for Graham Norton.


That has to be it!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:39, archived)
# My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.....
and I have The Best Job in the World.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:40, archived)
# ... as I've got the contract to assasinate Phil Collins?
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.....
and my legs are made out of herrings
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# My trained profession is a Theatrical Make Up Artist.....
...and I can't spell sentence apart from just now as I was talking in Grandma's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:53, archived)
# you get to dick about on photoshop for a living?
Fantastic.

Or you work for a wigmaker?

Or you're an irish reseller of sunglasses?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:33, archived)
# uhhh errrrrrr.....try again !!!
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:35, archived)
# I dunno
I'm pissed. The boss got promoted and there was wine. And I was thirsty.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:37, archived)
# 5 pint penalty to Drunkenoaf full question to Eponymous...... no conferring....
Theatrical Make Up Artist

AND

Men
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:38, archived)
# you're a fluffer?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:40, archived)
# You work for Graham Norton, don't you.
I claim my chocolate coin reward.


Who wants to go for a curry?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:40, archived)
#
if its that nice curry place near Coatbridge station....you're on

gets coat, fills tank for 400 mile journey
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# "coatbridge station"
Which one? We're such an important town we're on two differnt lines into Glasgow.

I'm in Embra. Kebab Mahal?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:42, archived)
#
could be. All I remember was my mate in Gartlea taking me there last time I visited. Big self service, all you can eat buffet, and a decent pint of heavy
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Well, that's as maybe
But I'm in Edinburgh, and my nearest (cheap) curryhouse is Kebab Mahal.

I think it must be next to Coatbrisge Central station. Never been. I left there in 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:45, archived)
#
Good job. My mate was born within 200 yards of Cliftonhill and has never really left. He still tries to persuade me that Albion Rovers are the best thing since sliced bread. I keep reminding him that sliced bread stays on top of the table....unlike the Rovers.......
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:48, archived)
# heheh
My uncle was assistant manager for airdrie for a while. There is where my allegiances lie.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Close enough !!!
I turn men into women !

In the nicest of ways of course
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# that's what i almost said!
www.b3ta.com/board/4432694
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Shucks too late
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Surgery?
Makeup?

Is it a "clinic"? : )

Wow. They should interview you for the newsletter...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:43, archived)
# yep make up
and false boobs, size 12 heels, wigs and corsets
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:46, archived)
# then you set fire to them
and send them to the Isle of Man?

Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:45, archived)
# they stopped that in the early 1970's
Luckily for you.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:47, archived)
# /relieved
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:49, archived)
# pfft
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:54, archived)
# you do the makeup for men's cocks.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# no, the clue's in the picture
She adds the wigs to 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:42, archived)
# actually I wax the "wigs" of those bits !
Anyone for a BSC ?
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Back sack and crack?
I think I'll keep my hair there, thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:44, archived)
# i'd rathe go for an OBE
or a WTF.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:44, archived)
# WTF ? is that willy, tummy and feet ?
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Is he a hobbit?
What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:46, archived)
# how
is waxing hairy butt cracks the best job in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:45, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Cos I love the POWER !!!!!!!
actually I just love making TG's feel like women
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Ah. Such a caring lass
If I had my balls waxed, I'm sure I'd scream like a big girl. And this makes you feel powerful?

Fair 'nuff.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:48, archived)
# not the power really....
but if you would like to feel like a big girl I can help you out with some silicone boobs and a wig if ya like !
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Actually now I come to think of it........
I have actually met a "T-girl" from coatbridge.....
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:51, archived)
# it's alright, thanks
It's odd. Other lady friends want to put me in dresses. Why the hell is that?

Perhaps it's the kilt I wear out to those balls and ceilidhs.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Perhaps it's the kilt I wear out to those balls and ceilidhs.
A true Scotsman with ya balls out then I see !
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:53, archived)
# sometimes
but you're still not waxing them.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Aww you spoil all my fun
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:54, archived)
# you have enough of that at work!
how many nutsacks did you wax today?

Whatever the answer, that's too much fun for one day!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:55, archived)
# none today, only a couple of make overs
and from looking at your pic you would make a really good girl !!!

(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:58, archived)
# I'm 6'3"
I'd make a very scarily tall one.

Edit: Thanks, I think, for the compliemnt. Um.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:59, archived)
# My tallest client is 6'5" no probs !
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:00, archived)
# not a very good tranny is he? (In terms of not scaring men)
I know a girl who is 6'1". I've seen her in heels. She's taller than me then! That does somewhat disconcert me.

Wax is going nowhere near me. I like my hair!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# You are far enough away to be safe !
Now what is this board supposed to be about again?
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:07, archived)
# you mean this isn't /talk?
bugger me!

ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:08, archived)
# ~grabs her strap-on~
No...no more.......I cant take it ...

oops sorry just remembering the last bsc i did !
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:11, archived)
# I think your "clinic" must be, um...
value added? if you do that along with BSC's : )
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:12, archived)
# No sorry...no personal services here mate !
Just the usual waxing, plucking and preening
(MiLady, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:14, archived)
# ah, all in a day's work, eh?
the lives other people live.

My life? Less crazy in many respects.













Hey. We B0rked the board!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Chuffing hilarious!
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(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:33, archived)
# I know of that scene...
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:38, archived)
# excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 18:57, archived)