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Breaking news...

(cattleprod, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)

So Merton is stand in host

But who is stand in Merton? He can't do both jobs, cos he'll have the answers.

Or he could ask himself the question without the answer, run over to his chair, answer, run back and see if he was right.

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bigdave, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 18:43, archived)

They should have got a puppet to host it

Avid Merrions little rude bear could have doneit

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 18:43, archived)

he could..

Get a block of lard...

(moobat, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)

I'd do it

They'd have to pay me though.

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bigdave, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)

They could get

Mrs Merton?

(cattleprod, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)

Izzard - he did it

last time

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Darryn.R, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)

Ooo

But I fear that Merton and Izzard whould start on about something together and leave Hislop out of the loop.

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bigdave, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)

woo hoo

my second frontpage!

(cattleprod, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)

But

will it make it around the world the way the Leslie pic did

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benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:00, archived)

it's going to be viral you know.

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partychancer, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)

Just as well

I stamped my name on it... how long before it gets mailed back to me?

(cattleprod, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)

Well

I'll mail it to you now if you like, get the novelty out of the way, like.

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partychancer, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:19, archived)

W/Y/H!

Have one of my old woo-yays for being so topical!

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:20, archived)

Is it OK

to wooyay a wooyay?

(cattleprod, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)