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# yes, the bit at the end saying 'she must be 10cm dilated to allow the babys head to pass through.'
fuck that, i was wincing when the sholders came out, that looked like it hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I've been there in person
It's the ugliest and most depressing thing I have ever seen in my life.

This record stands 17 years later.
(Somerreign, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)
# i have to agree!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)
# that is just horrible!
how can something so big come out of something so small! well thats what i ask my self everytime i have sex! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)
# no.. babies come out the noony, not the nob!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
# surely a knob goes in first
so it has to come out!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# after the missus gave birth
she turned to me and said "ow it stings", this wild understatement makes me chuckle whenever i think of it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)
# because you imagined yourself as ex-frontman of The Police?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
# or he has a chinese friend called ting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# it was both
the fact that she implied the baby was stings, and the fact she shouted like fuck for 3 hours screaming, then acted as if she had just got a paper cut
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# quite a high pain threshold then.
did you get the doctor to put a couple of extra stitches back in?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)
# after the first one he asurred me he'd do a nice tight job
after the next one no stiches needed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:20, archived)
# if she thinks childbirth just stings
you should be quids in for some anal action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)
# hahahhaha
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Heh heh...
I'm gonna use that one tonight:

"Listen, love. It can't hurt THAT much. Remember childbirth?"
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:18, archived)