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# i'll vote for any party who make tea and biscuits a basic public service much like the NHS... i'm more than happy for my tax money to go into tea and biscuits... provided it's nice tea
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:25, archived)
# If I start
a Party whose main aim is to get a nice hot cup of tea and a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer onto
every coffee table in Britain, would you vote for me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)
# hmmmm... make it a jaffa cake and/or milk chocolate homewheat
and i'll be there
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)
# I don't know
about that. If I get into power, I'd start a campaign to have the Jaffa Cake demoted from "Biscuit" status to that of simply "Cake".

These things have to be done...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Tunnocks are very tasty
but they crumble all over my jumper.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:38, archived)
# That's the
best bit. After eating, say 400-500 of the things, your jumper would be covered in so
many crumbs you could actually take it off and eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Ugh.
*vision of father ted jumper-baked-in-cake scene*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)
# er
but why not just buy tea and biscuits, instead of filling in forms to have your money taken away to buy tea and biscuits on your behalf? Besides, since some people like ginger snaps and others like bourbons, they'd all end up being digestives.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)
# best political analogy EVER!
edited for accuracy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)
# I prefer "analogy".
No, wait, that sounds a bit rude. I meant homology.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)
# because the shop's over there *points*
i demand home delivery of tea and biscuits... possibly in the form of an air drop
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Woah man....
It's like 1984 all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:34, archived)
# if you check back
we clearly stated in our manifesto that all biscuits would be digestives and all tea would be tesco value.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah
but you didnt say anything about the parasitic mind-control helmets that we'd have to wear every
day to make us think "Trisha" is quality programming and that we like working every day in small, grey cubicles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:42, archived)
# would you like to come with us sir?
if you'd just step into this room...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)