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# come on then, clever dick
Answer me this who do you vote for?
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Last time I voted Green
and will probably do so again.

[Although since we've got such a fucked-up voting system I might as well wipe my arse on the ballot paper]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)
# 1 Vote Tory
(or don't vote),

2. get rid of Blair

3. wait 5 years get rid of tory 'government'

4. Vote Monster Raving Loony Party
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Clever dick?
Never mind his political allegiances, just how intelligent is this sentient penis of his? We should be told.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# It does tricks
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:55, archived)
# And it can do the numbers game on Countdown.
Even if it's 'four from the top, Carol'
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Now that
I would like to see!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Impressive...
Most impressive.

I salute your penis, sir.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Lib Dem.
I don't really have a choice where I live, it's either him or some fat amphibian from the Conservative Party™.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Don't slate the Amphibian's
Tories are lower than amphibians, they are more like a flu virus
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# That's true.
But all our Tory candidates look like enormous pink toads.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Come on who?
But seriously, fellas.
I'll either be voting Lib Dem, because they're the only major party that's not for tuition fees, chucking civil liberties out the window, the war in Iraq, or nebulous concepts of discipline, OR spoiling my ballot, because I'm one of them scummy bisexual pinko anarcho-syndicalists you've no doubt read about in the Daily Mail.


Now fuck off, fascist.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)
# anarcho-syndicalists?
what's one of them? Can I join, sounds fun. Do they goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)
# These ones
www.spunk.org/library/writers/rocker/sp001495/rocker_as1.html
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# New Zealand First*
*total bollocks used for effect
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)