A baby seal will go onto kill over 15,000 fish in its life time
Mmmm, where does the compassion end and the violence begin?
(Mmmm, where does the compassion end and the violence begin?
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:12,
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Fish areviscious bastards though. I caught one last night trying to break into my shed to make love to my lawnmower. I said
"Oi, fish! Whatchoo think you're up to? Breaking into my shed at 3am to make sweet, sweet love to my lawn manicuring device? Get yourself to fuck, back to whatever salty water-mass you came from"
And what did he do? He punched me in the bollocks with his little fishy fists. Little bastard.
("Oi, fish! Whatchoo think you're up to? Breaking into my shed at 3am to make sweet, sweet love to my lawn manicuring device? Get yourself to fuck, back to whatever salty water-mass you came from"
And what did he do? He punched me in the bollocks with his little fishy fists. Little bastard.
The Neville What what what,
Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15,
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Hence the old saying:Only the best fish make it on to the 'Captain's Table'!
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:17,
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