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# pfft
i read how to sex a shark as meaning how to have sex with a shark rather than how to determine the sex of a shark
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)
# pfft
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)
#
I think that would be more to do with having a dirty mind than anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)
# meh...
not "dirty", just "male"
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:15, archived)
# You raise a valid point
you are excused.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:17, archived)
# well
there's always www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:16, archived)
# That's a bit odd

"I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin"
(Andy-, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)
# i was quite disappointed that the old address no longer works
there used to be a www.dolphinsex.com or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)
# Yuck.
"How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?"

"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you." - surely ANY type of sex with a dolphin is wrong?!
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)
# ...
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(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:26, archived)
# Why the hell
did I just spend so long reading that? bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 20:29, archived)