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# Some lasagna that I made earlier this evening


(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 7:56, archived)
# and now you are making me hungry
(coolzay, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:10, archived)
# Ooh
i'll repost mine! But it's not nearly as good

(FIRST LASAGNA REPOST EVER YAY! i feel so deprived)
(Azzek!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:10, archived)
# I wish I could
take credit for the recipe but it's not mine. I just follow directions. It's a no meat lasagna. You use:

- 3 cans of tomatoe sauce (with spices)
- ricotta cheese (with one egg) and basil and nutmeg
- 1/2 cup of extra virgin olive oil
- 3 large onions.
- lasagna noodles
- parmasan cheese
- mozarella cheese

Cut the onions up, mix in with sprinklings of nutmeg and basil and olive oil. Cook until transculent. Then mix in the 3 cans of tomatoe sauce. Boil lasagna noodles. Mix egg with ricotta cheese and basil and nutmeg.

Put butter on lasagna glass dish. Pour sauce on first layer, then noodles, then ricotta cheese (x3). On top goes the mozarella and sprinkle parmasan cheese on top for browning. Bake for 45 min. at 400 F. Then turn on top burner and cook for 3 min. to brown the top. Take out and eat. Yum!
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:22, archived)
# Not Delia Smith
IT'S SATAN!
KILL IT!
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:33, archived)
# You're confusing me with
Martha Stewart.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:37, archived)
# Dan Quayle lasagna?
Sounds good. Maybe too oniony for my tastes, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:33, archived)
# One onion, next time,
and lotsa mushrooms.

Legal mushrooms, so you don't wind up with What's Beneath.
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:38, archived)
# hehehe
treading on his potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)
# I just made cheese toasties
Then spilt my fucking strawberry milkshake on them :|
Edit: still ate them
(Rence - God of Thunder, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:15, archived)
# If they were still warm underneath
that sounds like a treat... I must have the munchies.
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:18, archived)
# they were
but they went really flat, and a wee bit sickly to eat, but still, cheese toasties am teh woo
(Rence - God of Thunder, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:20, archived)
# Not fair
Perfectly toasted cheese.

I'm gonna' make four quiches and make you watch me eat them, you sick fark!
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:16, archived)
# Hahaha,
ok. But I'm going to be naked.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:28, archived)
# Who are you
Delia Fucking Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:18, archived)
# Does she have a penis?

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:22, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:23, archived)
# You should have used less frog..
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
*smashes lasagna with fist*

/edit: *eats frog*
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:31, archived)
# You RULE
Ever dropped acid, made/ordered food, then just stared at it?

That's how it is.
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:35, archived)
# Yes indeed
Dropped it on my foot once - ate through my boots.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:38, archived)
# You
are missing out on all of the Fun™©.
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:41, archived)
# I once dropped a hit of acid
and read "Night of the Mary Kay Komandos" - a Berk Breathed/Bloom County cartoon strip book. I read/looked at the same panel for about an hour and kept laughing at Opus.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:43, archived)
# That sounds like
An hour well spent, actually.
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:45, archived)
# It was.
Breathed was one of the funniest cartoonists. Bill the Cat was the best.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:47, archived)
# I have to wonder
What he and Watterson are up to now...
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:49, archived)
# Yes!
Those were the two best of all time. C & H was a close 2nd. I will never forget the transmogrifier.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:51, archived)
# The sick esthetic behind the snowmen,
the whole fuck-it-all attitude; There's a web page devoted to proving that Calvin grew up to be 'Jack' and Hobbes is Tyler Durden...

Calvin and Hobbes is EVIL and worthy of much study and reflection.
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:02, archived)
# Yes .... evil ....
*steps back a few feet*

/edit: seriously. I don't see it. That stuff was pretty innocent.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:05, archived)
# I mean it in a good way
But Calvin is innocent: of compassion, respect, generosity, except toward his tiger.

He really raises a finger to the rest of the world [two fingers to brits] and reality in general.

I love the archetype: brat, which actually excludes the concept: pack. It's an individuation thing and it's my totem, for sure.
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Oh ok.
=)

I thought you meant *evil*, not evil.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Oh
I really meant wicked!
(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)
# welcome to
www.ratemylasagne.com
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)