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[challenge entry] ahh...the ideas that come from the mouths of stoned boyfriends.
He has the ideas, i dont :(.
i can photoshop, he cant :)
together we make a lovely couple. :)

Unibond's No-More Nails...for a happier saviour.




:edit: was suggested i compo'd it as there are lots of jesus films :)

From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)

(polystyrene_daffodil, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# awww...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# that is
cool
(je suis tres francais, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# that makes for a much better easter story
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:41, archived)
# inspirational and well executed
i hereby forgive your americanness and hope you beget offspring
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# goddamn americans


(je suis tres francais, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Yeah!
Goddamn Americans!

Wait a sec...
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# erm..
am i american? did i spell something wrong? and what does beget mean?

Sorry, im easily confused :(

:edit: was it cos i cant spell saviour? boyfriend has corrected me :)
(polystyrene_daffodil, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# Savior.
And beget is how they make babies in the bible ... his ideas and your skills would be good the other way round possibly less so. Or not I'm no chromosomologist.

/edit - it's all very well people talking about compos down there this should be on another part of the site that we don't mention
good morrow
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Don't worry about these guys.
They're mostly harmless.

Psst: Beget means to produce offspring.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# You sure
it's not a long stick of bread? Gah! Curse my vile grasp of teh language!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 3:01, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Begets... With some brie stinky, manly cheese. Served with rusty nails. On a dirty plate.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sat 23 Apr 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Smell my cheese ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)
# No movie link i guess but it's a shame this can't be entered for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:44, archived)
# Erm it can sort of.
Jesus of Nazareth was a film..along with countless other crappy CH5 style movies about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:56, archived)
# EXCELLENCE
The sort of post that makes me love this place
(Mahoney, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# well
he certainly seems pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# Jesus H Rubber Twatbomb
That's extremely WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# gonna compo it?
wooage
(Jogolo, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# its not really a film tho :(

was gonna use a passoion pic, but its all so gory...i wanted a happy jesus with no blood :(

could compo it anyhow as ive never had a compo entry, but its not really what the comp is about :(
(polystyrene_daffodil, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 3:08, archived)
# *points up at my previous post*
Erm not the twatbomb one :-S Above that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)
# Agrees with TheTwat
Can we get a Halli-woo-yay
(Jogolo, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 5:22, archived)
# more nails required
I don't care how stuck up he is...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)