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[challenge entry] Ewww . . .




From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)

(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:06, archived)
# pfft!

is this a freudian shop?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Yes, ve haf your muzzers breasts for sale over here

and a gun to shoot your farzer vif over here . . .


(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha!

und a find zelection uv penises to envy
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha!
this tickles me a great deal.

:)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Call this number!

0845 46 47

NOW!


(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)
# or
0800
50!
50!
50!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)
# NHS Direct
Why?

edit: oh, I see, the chlamydia is ticklish.
Doh!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:18, archived)
# or even
0800 221155
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)
# udrk.
scary. I always suspected Herbie of being evil.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha!
love it!

'Ning all!


(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)
# *looks at pic*
*goes to look at what the compo is*
*comes back and looks at pic again*

how very woo

(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)
# *SQUEAAAALSSSS*

TWIGGLES!

*hugs*

'lo!


(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:34, archived)
# coffee table accident
could have permanently lost the use of my hand
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Oh, shit!

What have you damaged? Left or right?


(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)
# left
its no bother. how are you, old chum?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Better 'n' you, apparently . . .
How long are you off cheffing? Are you back here?

*sort of hopes, but doesn't want Twig to be incapacitated*


(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)