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# Dustin Hoffman
is an autistic man whose brother, Tom Cruise, has recently come to care for him. Cruise and Hoffman's father worked on the Manhattan project. Hoffman has absorbed some of the information of his father and locked inside his brain are atomic secrets. The two are enlisted by the US government to stop a nuclear meltdown. Can Cruise unlock Hoffman's analytic and photographic memory in time to prevent a catastrophe? Rent it and find out...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:54, archived)
# liar.
you must mean "rianman"...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)
# It's clearly the one above this.
You my good man, make no sense whatsoever ;)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)
# It makes perfect sense.
Who but the young autistic Hoffman could remember and analyse reams of overheard atomic facts? And who could help him to extract this knowledge? Only his loving bro, Tom Cruise.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:57, archived)
# this is nearly the exact storyline
of a bruce willis-powered vehicle from the mid-to-late nineties. buggered if i can remember what it's called though. the retard's a child.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# i bet tom cruise took it dry.
the dirty midget.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Or
Hoffman plays an Autistic cop working in Japan, in Black Rain Man, Tom Cruise plays a Geisha
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# don't you mean GAY-shar?!!!131265!!£"4
because then we can still have him having bumsex and i can still have my wank at the end!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)