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(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:47, archived)
# pffft
246, 246, 246...

There's four left in the box.

fear my mad ninja stealth editing skillz
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:49, archived)
# tada
:)
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# hehe
cool. do they sell them at K-mart?
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:49, archived)
# i hate to say i have never actually seen that movie.
i feel as if i am missing a lot.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# me2
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# it's the heart-warming tale
of a weatherman who goes falling down-style mental and threatens to kill the mild-mannered charlie babbit with toothpicks, only to find they have some middle ground and they become the best of friends and have bumsex. i had a wank at the end.
(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Dustin Hoffman
is an autistic man whose brother, Tom Cruise, has recently come to care for him. Cruise and Hoffman's father worked on the Manhattan project. Hoffman has absorbed some of the information of his father and locked inside his brain are atomic secrets. The two are enlisted by the US government to stop a nuclear meltdown. Can Cruise unlock Hoffman's analytic and photographic memory in time to prevent a catastrophe? Rent it and find out...
(kaibosh, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:54, archived)
# liar.
you must mean "rianman"...
(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)
# It's clearly the one above this.
You my good man, make no sense whatsoever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)
# It makes perfect sense.
Who but the young autistic Hoffman could remember and analyse reams of overheard atomic facts? And who could help him to extract this knowledge? Only his loving bro, Tom Cruise.
(kaibosh, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:57, archived)
# this is nearly the exact storyline
of a bruce willis-powered vehicle from the mid-to-late nineties. buggered if i can remember what it's called though. the retard's a child.
(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# i bet tom cruise took it dry.
the dirty midget.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Or
Hoffman plays an Autistic cop working in Japan, in Black Rain Man, Tom Cruise plays a Geisha
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# don't you mean GAY-shar?!!!131265!!£"4
because then we can still have him having bumsex and i can still have my wank at the end!
(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)
# I thought
this was going to be the joke about the lisping Spaniards.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:52, archived)