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# Turducken


Tuducken is an American delicacy, served at Thanksgiven. It is a duck, baked inside a chicken, baked inside a turkey. Google it. It looks disgusting. More importantly, it is a food that begins with the word 'turd'. They could have called it Du-ick-ey.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:33, archived)
# That scares me
possibly too much.
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:35, archived)
# that looks vaguely photoshopped
but I'll agree with you, for the hell of it.

Damn those americanising bastards!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:36, archived)
# That pic is photoshopped,
BUT turducken is a real US dish.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# hah!
I knew it!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:55, archived)
# I don't know about my fellow countrymen/womyn on this board, but...
while I have heard of it, I have never had Tuducken, nor would I.

Oven-roasted turkey is nearly the foulest substance known to man with Marmite coming in first.

(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:36, archived)
# You lie!
Marmite is the food of the Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# No, I'm sitting down.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:40, archived)
# *ahem*
(Timmah, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Marmite
rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Its not as good as the medieval "Helmeted Cock"
which is a chicken dressed as a knight riding a pig

google it

I've always wanted to cook one, but my oven is too small
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Pfffft
*wonders if anyone fell for it*
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 3 May 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Oh yeah?
SFW an' all
http://www.godecookery.com/helmeted/helmeted.htm

"Et quant ell'est doree la convient mettre a chevauchons sur le cochon"
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:41, archived)
# I'm shocked
didn't think it actually existed
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 3 May 2005, 17:43, archived)
# pfft
sounds gode to me
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Thats even better..
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:41, archived)
# 'American delicacy' might be too strong a term.
I don't know of anyone in this vast land who has ever actually attempted turduckening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# With good reason:


It looks like a prolapsed chicken.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:39, archived)
# urp.
I'm ok -- I just vomited a little in my mouth.

Prolapsed chicken, indeed.


prolapsed chicken. pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:42, archived)
# lol
prolapsed indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Oh God
That looks like the morning after a party on goatse's yacht. Imagine eating the f***er.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# What about the Turduckeneasquail
http://www.froststreet.net/archives/2004_11.html#000209
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:46, archived)