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[challenge entry] Always wondered where the other half of the pair went.


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From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Compo?
(Azzek!, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Clegg?
(Thanks!)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Had a wooden leg?
Won it in the war?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Did you
find your colouring-in bitch yet?
(Indole Ring, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Does he use the evil washing machines
to steal the odd socks for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 17 May 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Haha! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Woo!

Yay! Mort rocks my socks.
He is rocking them right now.
Rock, rock, rock! That's Mort.



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:28, archived)
#
Haiku is rubbish
Except for Dave's poetry
Which is all teh good.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:30, archived)
#
Squiddles is too kind
He am also teh master
of this gash verse form


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Mort's an ostritch?
feck me i thought he was a flamingo!
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:33, archived)
# an easy mistake to make
given that one crudely-drawn bird looks very much like another
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:34, archived)