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[challenge entry] I am sure it is that way

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(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:44, archived)
# 'tis true!
sadly!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 18 May 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Pfffft!
So true.

They did an announcement while I was at the train station this morning:

"London Underground have informed me that there are delays on the District Line. Please allow extra time for your journey."

Isn't it a bit late to warn me to allow extra time when I'm already on the platform waiting for my train? What am I suppopsed to do - go back home and leave half an hour earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:49, archived)
# See,
our trains avoid all those pesky service issues... they just don't turn up.
(Pseudonym, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:50, archived)
# whats a train?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:53, archived)
# I think its one of those things
from that kids tv show, they talk and smile and go around on quaint rail thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:57, archived)
# sad but true
they are a bunch of muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:51, archived)
# haha, woo
fucking tube monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Tube monkeys
I think Viz said it best when they published a letter stating that train drivers should get paid loads because they have to keep the trains balanced on the rails. Obviously underground train drivers should get paid more because they have to do it in the dark!
(Guyon - playing games, Wed 18 May 2005, 12:54, archived)
# i work for the tube
and i'm always on here

thats why nothing gets done! WOO!
(Ush, Wed 18 May 2005, 13:43, archived)