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# There was a young fellow called Dave
who tried really hard to behave
but obsessing o'er Jessie
made his pants really messy
*checks e-mail*


'Ow's that?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:26, archived)
# Arf!
made me giggle.


There once was a woman named Lew
whose limmericks would end on line two.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 8:27, archived)
# Your name from now on is 'Lew'
I demand you change your username
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:29, archived)
# It'll fuck up Google.
I won't have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 8:31, archived)
# I had no idea that B3ta runs Google . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:38, archived)
# no no no
b3ta pWNZ google
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:07, archived)
# Hahah, nice
Did you spill your coffee on your trousers while checking email?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:28, archived)
# Coffee . . . ?

Oh! Yeah! Coffee!

White, extra cream . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:31, archived)
# I like mine hot, strong and...
Meh, you know the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:33, archived)
# I take my coffee how I take my women:
Cold and bitter.
(Somerreign, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:35, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 May 2005, 8:38, archived)
# Ground up and in the freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 May 2005, 10:28, archived)