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[challenge entry] Roughage makes you poo

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(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Yeah, I thought that
But did you know that too much can have the same effect as too little roughage/bran? clogs you right up it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# there's a lot of
constipation talk on the board today.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Well it's interesting

You freak
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I find pooing
a most relaxing passtime, thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Me too

Newspaper *check*

Bog roll *check*

Anticipation of pins and needles in legs when finished *check*

*goes for turd*
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# i could never eat it as a child
it gave me violent diarrhoea

/need to know fact #12
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# How did we ever get by without it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)