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# that's not fireworks
someone is shooting your neighbours.

did you lock the front door?
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# That happened to my old physics teacher once.
He was living in Nigeria at the time.
(So naturally it was an everyday occurrence.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Mr b3th lived in Nigeria for a time in the 70s
and came dangerously close to being severely killed during a night raid.

In case you're wondering, he wasn't killed. I'm not so much into necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Never crossed my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# How can you be severely killed?
Surely there is only one level of death?

Is there a lighly killeD?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# severely killed
involves machetes and hacking. And submachine guns.

Though he may have been exaggerating slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Mr Big
obviously came for his $150,000,000 mislaid by my late father, Prince Abu Ahmed Spong, in a secret account by the Ministry of Agriculture.
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Dont say shit like that!
Its my first time alone in the house all night for a very long time, and ive watched Dawn of the Dead.

Yay me for timing!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# haha
you want to be on your own watching my little eye, THAT is scary
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# I want to be watching HIGNFY
but it's not on any more, so I can't
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)